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{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}

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{"fact":"In Siam, the cat was so revered that one rode in a chariot at the head of a parade celebrating the new king.","length":108}

{"fact":"In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986). About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat.","length":178}

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