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In Aztec mythology, Xipe Totec or Xipetotec was a life-death-rebirth deity, god of agriculture, vegetation, the east, spring, goldsmiths, silversmiths, liberation, deadly warfare, the seasons, and the earth. The female equivalent of Xipe Totec was the goddess Xilonen-Chicomecoatl.
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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Luis Raúl Torres Cruz","displaytitle":"Luis Raúl Torres Cruz","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6701037","titles":{"canonical":"Luis_Raúl_Torres_Cruz","normalized":"Luis Raúl Torres Cruz","display":"Luis Raúl Torres Cruz"},"pageid":35035175,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3c/Luis_Ra%C3%BAl_Torres_2021.jpg","width":310,"height":453},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3c/Luis_Ra%C3%BAl_Torres_2021.jpg","width":310,"height":453},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1267157759","tid":"ae5c8eb5-ca1b-11ef-b3b2-6695ec34d382","timestamp":"2025-01-03T21:42:51Z","description":"Puerto Rican politician (born 1960)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luis_Ra%C3%BAl_Torres_Cruz","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luis_Ra%C3%BAl_Torres_Cruz?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luis_Ra%C3%BAl_Torres_Cruz?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Luis_Ra%C3%BAl_Torres_Cruz"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luis_Ra%C3%BAl_Torres_Cruz","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Luis_Ra%C3%BAl_Torres_Cruz","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luis_Ra%C3%BAl_Torres_Cruz?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Luis_Ra%C3%BAl_Torres_Cruz"}},"extract":"Luis Raúl Torres Cruz is a Puerto Rican independent politician formerly affiliated with the Popular Democratic Party (PPD). He is a member of the Puerto Rico House of Representatives since 2000, representing the 2nd District. He served as Minority Leader for the PDP in the House of Representatives from 2012 to 2013, following the resignation of Héctor Ferrer.","extract_html":"
Luis Raúl Torres Cruz is a Puerto Rican independent politician formerly affiliated with the Popular Democratic Party (PPD). He is a member of the Puerto Rico House of Representatives since 2000, representing the 2nd District. He served as Minority Leader for the PDP in the House of Representatives from 2012 to 2013, following the resignation of Héctor Ferrer.
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