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Dungeon Tape is a cassette tape by Australian folk rock group The Triffids. This tape was only sold at the group's performances in the eastern states of Australia in 1983. The tape was recorded on 12 April 1981 at Dungeon Rehearsal Studios, Palmer Street, Sydney, except the last four tracks which were recorded at Mutant Mule Studios, Perth in December 1981.
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Egil Sigurd Lillestøl was a Norwegian experimental elementary particle physicist.
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The Regiment Infanterie Oranje Gelderland is a mechanized infantry regiment of the Royal Netherlands Army. Re-established in 2006 it forms