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Antonio María García Callaghan, nicknamed \"El Inglés\", was a Cuban professional baseball first baseman, catcher, and second baseman in the Cuban League and the Negro leagues. He played from 1882 to 1905 with several Cuban ballclubs, including Almendares, the Fe club, Habana, and the All Cubans. He was elected to the Cuban Baseball Hall of Fame in 1939.
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Ravi Kumar is an Indian footballer who plays as a goalkeeper for Indian Super League club Punjab.
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